taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????
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bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

(via undecidedspirit)

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clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

(Source: clestroying, via indecisivekidd)

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avatarious:

if you think i will name my future child after a fictional character then you are absolutely right

(via danioliv)

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